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Segue publicações do passado recebidas por email:

1-Placa Clonada – Convenhamos, ele nem se quer pronunciou a palavra mentalmente. Merece um 10…

 

2-Piada

PERGUNTAS DIFÍCEIS

na triagem celeste, perguntou para o Americano:
– O que é mole, mas na mão das mulheres FICA duro?

O Americano pensou e disse:
– Esmalte.
 
– Muito bem, pode entrar –
 disse São Pedro.
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Perguntou ao italiano:
– Onde as mulheres têm o cabelo mais enrolado?

O Italiano respondeu: 
– Na África.
 
– Certo. Pode entrar.

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Para o Alemão :
– O que as mulheres tem que tem seis letras, começa por B, termina com  A não sai DA cabeça dos homens? 

O Alemão respondeu:
– A Beleza ..
 
– Certo. Pode entrar.

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Para o Francês:
– O que as mulheres têm no meio das pernas?

O Francês respondeu: 
– O Joelho.
 
– Muito Bem. Pode entrar também.

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E perguntou ao Inglês:
– O que é que a mulher casada tem mais larga que a solteira?

O Inglês respondeu:
– A cama.
 
– Ótimo. Pode entrar.

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E ao Espanhol:
– O que é redondo, tem duas letras, um furo no meio, começa com C, quem dá FICA feliz e quem ganha FICA mais ainda?

O Espanhol respondeu:
– CD!
 
-Certo! Entre também…!!!

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E ao Canadense:
– O que começa com B termina com A e para as mulheres usarem têm que abrir as pernas?? 

O Canadense respondeu:
– Bicicleta !
 
– Excelente! Entre também .. !!! 

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O brasileiro virou-se e foi saindo de fininho…
alguém  chamou-o :
– Você não vai responder à sua pergunta?

O brasileiro falou:
– Sem chance. Errei todas as anteriores …

 

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