Não irrite as mulheres…


Não irrite as mulheres…


O marido e a mulher não se falavam há uns três dias. Entretanto, o homem se lembrou que no dia seguinte teria uma reunião  muito cedo no escritório.Como precisava levantar cedo, resolveu pedir à
mulher para  acordá-lo. Mas para não dar o braço a  torcer, escreveu num papel:
‘Me acorde às 6 horas da manhã’.
No outro dia, ele levantou e quando olhou no relógio eram 9h30. O  homem teve um ataque e pensou:
– Mas que absurdo! Que falta de
consideração, ela não me acordou…’ 

Nisto, olhou para a mesa de cabeceira e reparou um
papel no qual  estava escrito:
‘…São seis horas, levanta!!!

              Moral da História:

Não fique sem conversar com as mulheres, elas  ganham
sempre, estão certas sempre e são simplesmente geniais
na  vingança!!!!!!

O casamento é a relação entre duas pessoas, onde uma
pessoa está sempre certa e a outra, é o marido!

Meu nome é MULHER! 
 No princípio eu era a Eva
Criada para a felicidade de Adão

Mais tarde fui Maria
Dando à luz aquele
que traria a salvação

Mas isso não bastaria
para eu encontrar perdão.

Passei a ser Amélia
A mulher de verdade
para a sociedade
Não tinha a menor vaidade
Mas sonhava com a igualdade.

Muito tempo depois decidi:

Não dá mais!

Quero minha dignidade

Tenho meus ideais!

Hoje não sou só esposa ou filha
Sou pai, mãe, arrimo de família
Sou caminhoneira, taxista,
Piloto de avião, policial feminina,
Operária em construção…

Ao mundo peço licença
Para atuar onde quiser
Meu sobrenome é COMPETÊNCIA
E meu nome é MULHER..!!!! 

(O Autor é Desconhecido, 
mas um verdadeiro sábio…) 

(Enviar a todas as MULHERES MARAVILHOSAS e só aos homens inteligentes… )  


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